Friday, March 13, 2015

Sittings Seven and Eight

Sitting Seven
Dreamy 
 
As looking for fish takes you to the sea, trolling for pure hope floats you to the Kingdom of Children.

Kris Kringle, Santere and Everett were nominated by the Fellowship of Spirits to be the committee to "heart select" the young souls who would be the hands and feet for representing the joy, peace and faith of Christmas.

Three children literally leaped to the forefront in the parade of possibilities:
  • Harry Ventner, age eleven
  • Shanisse Martinez, ten-and-a-half
  • And Golda Linski, nearly twelve
The determination for selection was really quite simple--a three-step consideration:
  1. Know their hearts
  2. Touch their spirits
  3. Respect their minds.
Now, as to the matter of mortalation: a mortalation is a natural spiritual event which occurs nightly in the lives of all humans and mingles the mere breath of earth life with the fragrance of eternal possibility.

Simply stated, God permits the Spirits of the Universe to commune with the inhabitants of Earth during the solitude of slumber. The seeds of ideas are planted. The beauty of innovation is nurtured. The words of life are sprouted.

So this was the plan: to shadow the dreams of three children with the promise of Christmas, in this case, a vision well-suited to each of the young humans--the North Pole.

First there was Harry. He had the gentleness of a whisper confined within the body of an aspiring Olympic runner. He ran everywhere. Leaping to his feet, he ran--if only a few feet to grab a book. When given permission to roam the local park, he ran and ran until fences stopped him, only to turn and run in the other direction to the next border.

His dream--a vision--would be of a race to the North Pole, to retrieve three hairs from the beard of Santa Claus, to speed home in time to save the reindeer from being sent away, retired to pastures in Lapland.

Now, Shanisse absolutley adored board games. She sat for hours challenging herself and others for reasons to circle the board and win the prize. Therefore her dream was to play the world's largest game of Monopoly with thousands of other children in a crowded arena decorated with Christmas lights and candy canes. The reward? The winner of the day got to have lunch with Santa Claus at the North Pole.

And finally, there was Golda. She loved musicals. The cohesion of singing, acting, costumes and applause vibrated her little soul. From Annie to Zorba the Greek and every "sound of music" in between, she knew melodies, lyrics and sang with the gusto of a drunken sailor. Her dream--her mortalation--was to be author and star of a Broadway musical entitled, North Pole, with a chorus of elves and reindeer, starring the jolly old man himself--Kris Kringle. She, of course, would be his partner, Marjorie Claus.

When hearts are willing and spirits reachable, then minds are capable of being renewed.

Crafting the mortalation for the trio of friends brought Kris, Santere and Everett great delight and intimacy.

Tonight would be the night.

"Harry, Shanisse and Golda, close your eyes and sleep. The Spirits are awaiting. They will inspire. Then it will be up to you."

Can three children impact the inflexibility of a world deafened by the clamor of nonsense?

Perhaps. More importantly, how can this triangle of messengers find one another to unite for the purpose of their calling?

 
Sitting Eight
The Blind Leading the Blind
 
 
Shelley despised blind dates. She found them to be deaf and dumb.

The last one she relented to participate in ended up being with a guy who sold flood insurance and thought dating new girls afforded him a fresh market. So that particular evening cost Shelley four hours of boredom perusing thirty-three pictures of flood damage and $88 for purchasing a policy so she could finally leave the restaurant and go home.

Not a fan of set up romance.

But Timothy Barkins from her committee had a friend that he knew she would just adore--and who was willing to spend an evening with her after seeing her picture.

Now, Shelley was not unattractive. She was one of those young women who knew what makeup to buy but didn't stick around for the lesson on how to apply it, so she always used too much and ended up looking like a cross between a clown and a corpse.

Most of the time, though, she just went with her own face.

Her hair was the color of brown that they use on dolls from the Dollar Store--lifeless and dreary. She was neither skinny nor fat, but unfortunately, slender where plumpness is appreciated and endowed in the regions traditionally slim.

She liked men. She wasn't picky. She was just never able to turn a date into a mate.

So she had to ask herself why she'd agreed to this situation.

Well ... maybe he wasn't blind. Maybe he will be fascinating. Maybe...he sells renters insurance. She might be interested.

She devised a plan, First, meet for coffee at the Cracked Cup. If all goes well, a movie (nothing with sex or violence.) After the movie, if yawning has been avoided by both parties, dinner. Definitely seafood. Less tummy gas.

The blind date's name was Christopher Timmons. Shelley didn't know much about him. She did see his picture. He was perfect--not too handsome but well short of "troll." She could work with that.

He had dishwater blond hair and a mustache. (She did realize that the mustache could be a bad sign. Often men who wore mustaches did so because they couldn't grow a beard but still wanted some fur on the face to confirm gender.)

Christopher was flirting with chunky, with a few pounds in his face which normally meant there was some storage in the basement near the belt. Shelley didn't care. For after all, by the time they saw each other's storage space, they were pretty well committed to the move.

As always, Shelley was late. Chris was waiting, wiping the condensation off his water glass with a napkin. Seeing her, he rose too quickly to his feet, spilling his water.

A great beginning.

They participated together in a napkin-sopping of water and then sat down. Two cups of coffee were ordered. Shelley refrained from requesting her usual four Sweet 'N Lows and three creamers, tempering it to two each. Chris went with one cream.

"So," she began, "How do you know Timothy?"

Chris explained that they met on a retreat and became lasting friends.

"I understand you're his boss," Chris cited.

"Boss? Well, that's rather formal. After all, what's a boss? Sounds bossy, doesn't it?" Mercifully, Shelley finally shut herself up.

A moment of silence followed, prophesying doom for further conversation. At length Shelley ventured into the great unknown.

"Chris, what do you do?"

"I sell insurance."

"Oh..." Shelley was stalled.

Chris laughed. "I'm just kidding. Timothy told me about your last blind date. How it was kind of ... flooded out?"

Shelley giggled--probably too much. But at least Chris had a sense of humor.

He continued. "Seriously, I am a free-lance writer ten months of the year."

He sipped some of his coffee.

"Can you make a living at that?" questioned Shelley.

"Heavens, no," answered Chris. "A little here, a little there."

"So if you don't mind me asking, how do you take a little here and end up all there?" Shelley was legitimately curious.

"I don't. That's why I do it ten months a year," he replied.

"I don't understand." And truly, Shelley didn't.

"Ten months I write, and then two months, well...I grow my beard and become Santa Claus." Chris ran his hand across his face, simulating where the overgrowth might exist.

Shelley gasped. She tried to pretend it was asthma, but it was pretty obvious she was shocked.

"You don't like Santa Claus?" Chris probed, feigning offense.

"Santa Claus is fine. I've just never been on a date with one." Shelley gulped some coffee.

"I'm not Santa tonight," he smiled.

"If you don't mind me asking, why would a grown man want to play Santa Claus?"

"Why not?" he countered.

"Well, first, there's the kids," Shelley stated.

"You don't like kids?"

"Not so much in bunches," Shelley explained. "Children are cute. But they do three things I don't like."

"Let me guess. Throw up," said Chris.

"Make that four," she cringed.

"So, tell me the three." Chris leaned forward to listen.

"Cry, lie and pout. Sorry the last one didn't rhyme," shared Shelley, accentuating each point with a finger.

Chris just peered at her. He didn't say anything. It was totally unnerving.

"Aren't you going to disagree?" Shelley challenged.

"I mentioned throw-up," said Chris.

"Yeah, you did. So you don't disagree?" she questioned.

"Let's see. Cry. Certainly. Especially the first time they see the Claus. Lie? Anything to stay off the 'Naughty List.' Of course, they better not pout..."

"Why is that?" inquired Shelley.

"I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

On the last line, Chris stood and sang--to the amusement of the slurping coffee congregation. Sitting down to a smattering of applause, Chris giggled at her alarmed face.

He continued. "Honestly, I'm Santa Claus because I make 30 K in November and December playing the jolly old elf."

"Your kidding!" Another gasp from Shelley.

"Nope. It gives me the money to be a poor writer."

"Are you a poor writer?" asked Shelley.

Chris chuckled. "Definitely in money. Probably in prose."

Shelley liked him. He was obviously having fun with her.

"Chris, do you want to go to a movie?" Shelley asked quietly.

"Only if it has sexy violence," said Chris without missing a beat.

Shelley could not hide her dismay--nor Chris his laughter.

"I'm kidding," he said. "How about a movie with cartoon characters with no knives, guns or sexual parts?"

"Perfect!" screeched Shelley, jumping to her feet.

Chris dropped some cash on the table, grabbed her hand and headed for the door.

Shelley was really happy. So far, this date was not blind, deaf or dumb.
 
The story continues on March 27th, 2015. Join us then!


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